Wednesday, February 25, 2015

"Winter Arrives"
Winter has arrived in full force. Snow and ice are covering everything in their paths. The bitter cold is taking over. We are having a winter like never before. Some say it is the end of the world while others say it is aliens taking over the planet. Well, whatever it is… it is not safe to be outside. This is a warning to everyone across the country to stay inside at all costs. It is too dangerous to drive, sled, make snow angles, or even build snow men! All the way from New Jersey to California is a white blanket of snow. The cold temperatures and snow are in even in areas that have not seen winter before. Schools and business are closed across the country and it does not look like they will be opening anytime soon. We do not expect to get above freezing temperatures across the United States for weeks to come! Airports are also shut down and people are beginning to lose power across the country due to the freezing ice. Is there anywhere safe? No! There is nowhere safe! Stock up on necessary items, enough for the next several weeks if possible! Make sure that you have plenty of water, blankets, batteries, and non-perishable food because no one knows how long this could last. State of emergencies have been issued across the United States and people are begging to panic. Fear has entered every home in the country. The question is, what is our government going to do to help its people? NOTHING! You are all on your own!!! Well, actually there are currently plans being made in case this lasts for the whole winter so maybe we are not alone or maybe we are? Who knows? No one knows that’s who! There have even been reports of the sighting of Big Foot! That’s rights… Big Foot is on the loose and the government is not doing anything to stop him. Before we know it Big Foot is going to take over the government and start a dictatorship here in the United States! You have all been warned of the dangers that we are facing…

1 comment:

  1. Warning heeded! I will be watching out for Bigfoot in the woods behind my house. I'll at least be prepping/hoping for another snow day tomorrow!

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